Engrish.

This seriously cracked me up. HAHA.

let's speak horrible English
you talks what?
see you bathe. sexy. nice.
u crazy ah?
i knows i very sexii
woot. turns me ons
bi light bak ha.
eeeeeee!
i wants you here
don'ts go
backs la backs la
i luv u
relli?
ohhhh
dono
slap u la
i got boy d
mi?
he veli hansem
mi la.
not u la!
u so ugli
but but
i pleetier than u.
u kno la. u ugli ma.
:D
screw you!


Denise;Shen Ni.